Farting at work

Hey so what do you do when you have to fart at work? this is for those who are employed, but i guess if you are a permastudent you could think about what you do when you have to fart in class.



me, i'm only in a tiny tiny office, and if im not super busy, i'll go have a fart in the terminus. if im on the phone, so it goes, but its awkward because i try to avoid audible farts when im on the phone at least the work phone. when im on my cell phone and i pick up when im on the can, i dont stop peeing but i DO talk a bit louder and more blathery until im done.


i certainly just had a fart while writing this break blog spot.

i am 100% against storing up all that fart in you, and here's why:

when i used to store the farts up all day, you go to bed, and because you are relaxed lying down, you just fart all night. i've farted myself awake sometimes, and i've actually been like, "whoa whats that sound, OH it was me farting k gnight"

but this can be embarrassing if you have someone over for a sleepover. ive had a couple ex boyfriends laugh when i farted when i was sleeping (i woke up to hear myself ending a fart, and then they laughed and i pretended i was asleep) but they are exes now, who cares, right?

but for the love of the academy, if you are in the library in the computer lab during exams, when nobody is eating right, go have a fart walk. i walked in to the lab during exams last semester and it just stank of one big collective student fart.

i wonder if my office smells like that.

ps I TOTALLY JUST SOLD TWO PAINTINGS FOR SOME BOOZE, IM ON MY WAY UP IN THE WORLD!