This Blog has a new idea

I dont know if you know this, but I've been making my own shirts. Mostly recycled (hot) and a few new materials. Mostly recycled. They fit me because I made them for me.

The big idea is to do a photo shoot and post them on here. Then i can start to brag about how im a fashion designer and that will make YOU want one of my shirts.

A preview:

at pride prom, with my mitchy matchy date, skirt modified, shirt, new material. it looks kind of awkw here but its much nicer.


below is the rear view of one of my best recycled shirts; red with a navy blue band at the top.



the navy blue matched the unoriginal apparel socks. sorry, it was winter, what thefuck.

Below is a blurry phone photo someone took of me at international gala. i made the shirt but on the last stretch of it, the machine broke down. I had to hand sew, and I couldnt hem/do a nice strip on the top. Also made an earing out of fabric; a french flag. The shirt on the account of the theme of the gala: canadian flag and welsh flag combo; canadian flag: cotton poly new materials, welsh flag same deal only it was a terry loop (or something) green for the bottom of the flag. dragon included.

the skirt i made was new material also, closest thing i could get to the welsh tartan. button up.



LOL

so out of the dozen shirts i made i will have to get myself photographed and show them off to you on here.


GET EXCITED.

Farting at work

Hey so what do you do when you have to fart at work? this is for those who are employed, but i guess if you are a permastudent you could think about what you do when you have to fart in class.



me, i'm only in a tiny tiny office, and if im not super busy, i'll go have a fart in the terminus. if im on the phone, so it goes, but its awkward because i try to avoid audible farts when im on the phone at least the work phone. when im on my cell phone and i pick up when im on the can, i dont stop peeing but i DO talk a bit louder and more blathery until im done.


i certainly just had a fart while writing this break blog spot.

i am 100% against storing up all that fart in you, and here's why:

when i used to store the farts up all day, you go to bed, and because you are relaxed lying down, you just fart all night. i've farted myself awake sometimes, and i've actually been like, "whoa whats that sound, OH it was me farting k gnight"

but this can be embarrassing if you have someone over for a sleepover. ive had a couple ex boyfriends laugh when i farted when i was sleeping (i woke up to hear myself ending a fart, and then they laughed and i pretended i was asleep) but they are exes now, who cares, right?

but for the love of the academy, if you are in the library in the computer lab during exams, when nobody is eating right, go have a fart walk. i walked in to the lab during exams last semester and it just stank of one big collective student fart.

i wonder if my office smells like that.

ps I TOTALLY JUST SOLD TWO PAINTINGS FOR SOME BOOZE, IM ON MY WAY UP IN THE WORLD!